Nadtiksin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong wasp.

Nadtiksin created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadtiksin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadtiksin, he will remove you from existence.

Nadtiksin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nadtiksin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to music.