Landinbom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fast mouse.

Landinbom created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Landinbom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Landinbom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Landinbom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Landinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.
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