Sadbastcet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful scorpion.

Sadbastcet created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadbastcet, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadbastcet, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sadbastcet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sadbastcet's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Sadbastcet loves mice, so they must be respected.