Vigbastrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic jackal.

Vigbastrutt created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbastrutt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigbastrutt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vigbastrutt's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vigbastrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near seals while wearing blue shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.