Flig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional cat.

Flig created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.