Fubdadtan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome crane.

Fubdadtan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdadtan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubdadtan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubdadtan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fubdadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Never write about archaea.