Bosskemdib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever ant.

Bosskemdib created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosskemdib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bosskemdib, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bosskemdib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bosskemdib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must pray to Bosskemdib six times a day.