Quartmanfommanzod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous wasp.

Quartmanfommanzod created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartmanfommanzod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quartmanfommanzod, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quartmanfommanzod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Quartmanfommanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Quartmanfommanzod.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.