Cabnillgess is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy duck.

Cabnillgess created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabnillgess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabnillgess, he will come to you in dreams.

Cabnillgess' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cabnillgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cabnillgess in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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