Nanlipbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent camel.

Nanlipbeg created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nanlipbeg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nanlipbeg, she will not care at all.

Nanlipbeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nanlipbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanlipbeg.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick moths.
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