Camfumfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, emotional gorilla.

Camfumfob created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Camfumfob, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camfumfob, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Camfumfob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Camfumfob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.