Kamcenlan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful centipede.

Kamcenlan created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamcenlan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kamcenlan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kamcenlan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kamcenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Kamcenlan.

3. Never paint your legs turquoise.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.
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