Safbodnar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-knowing bear.

Safbodnar created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safbodnar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Safbodnar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Safbodnar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Safbodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.