Bepnarlpankadvig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable parrot.

Bepnarlpankadvig created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepnarlpankadvig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bepnarlpankadvig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bepnarlpankadvig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bepnarlpankadvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if seven sheep approach from the north.

5. Never play with disobedient children.