Bempakxin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest shark.

Bempakxin created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bempakxin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bempakxin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bempakxin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bempakxin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bempakxin.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill eagles.