Banwigcun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented centipede.

Banwigcun created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banwigcun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Banwigcun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Banwigcun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Banwigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Banwigcun first in all things.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Banwigcun on top of all buildings.