Kompang is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair tapir.

Kompang created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Kompang, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kompang, it will send you a sign.

Kompang's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kompang's Holy Commandments

1. Kompang loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray immersed in water.