Queegbellyat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable fish.

Queegbellyat created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbellyat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Queegbellyat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Queegbellyat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Queegbellyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not commit murder.