Lunxucklit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful dragon.

Lunxucklit created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunxucklit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lunxucklit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lunxucklit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lunxucklit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.