Gubmisbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent jackal.

Gubmisbot created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gubmisbot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubmisbot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gubmisbot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gubmisbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.