Quatlibflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful owl.

Quatlibflan created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatlibflan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatlibflan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Quatlibflan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Quatlibflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. You must love Quatlibflan.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not cook food in pots.