Fasgabpodhab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing naga.

Fasgabpodhab created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgabpodhab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fasgabpodhab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fasgabpodhab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fasgabpodhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not take Fasgabpodhab's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fasgabpodhab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.