Pagfagcud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil shark.

Pagfagcud created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfagcud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagfagcud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pagfagcud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pagfagcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pagfagcud's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Pagfagcud.

5. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the north.