Tomsabcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive rhinoceros.

Tomsabcet created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomsabcet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomsabcet, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomsabcet's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tomsabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. You must love Tomsabcet.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.