Dandadhitstafpaglabhugmip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent capybara.

Dandadhitstafpaglabhugmip created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dandadhitstafpaglabhugmip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dandadhitstafpaglabhugmip, she will turn you into a dog.

Dandadhitstafpaglabhugmip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dandadhitstafpaglabhugmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing green shorts.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Always look after injured dogs.