Batfemrat Govkabbunzakbudwegfig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awesome tapir.

Batfemrat Govkabbunzakbudwegfig created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Batfemrat Govkabbunzakbudwegfig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Batfemrat Govkabbunzakbudwegfig, it will turn you into a slug.

Batfemrat Govkabbunzakbudwegfig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Batfemrat Govkabbunzakbudwegfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing gray shirts.

3. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

4. Retreat if four great tits approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.