Begliptimkapfaghubnurgod Guntargfabnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful bird.

Begliptimkapfaghubnurgod Guntargfabnurl created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Begliptimkapfaghubnurgod Guntargfabnurl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Begliptimkapfaghubnurgod Guntargfabnurl, it will come to you in dreams.

Begliptimkapfaghubnurgod Guntargfabnurl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Begliptimkapfaghubnurgod Guntargfabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.