Nabcatfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring salamander.

Nabcatfad created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabcatfad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabcatfad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nabcatfad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nabcatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Nabcatfad loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.