Sogcudsidbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless naga.

Sogcudsidbep created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogcudsidbep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogcudsidbep, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sogcudsidbep's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sogcudsidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Sogcudsidbep first in all things.

5. Always help tapirs in need.