Ripgofhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive cobra.

Ripgofhub created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripgofhub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ripgofhub, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ripgofhub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ripgofhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ripgofhub on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.