Ragxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest octopus.

Ragxuck created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Ragxuck, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragxuck, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ragxuck's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ragxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Ragxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.