Homsinsas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent beaver.

Homsinsas created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Homsinsas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homsinsas, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Homsinsas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Homsinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. You must pray to Homsinsas four times a day.

4. You must love Homsinsas.

5. Do not kill pigs.