Bidxucsasgum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak shrew.

Bidxucsasgum created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidxucsasgum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bidxucsasgum, she will cry a lot.

Bidxucsasgum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bidxucsasgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Never feed carrots to moths while wearing scarves.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not take Bidxucsasgum's name in vain.