Wigcappogcebyatfagzak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful hyena.

Wigcappogcebyatfagzak created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcappogcebyatfagzak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigcappogcebyatfagzak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wigcappogcebyatfagzak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wigcappogcebyatfagzak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.