Bugtofbon Bugtettibet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Bugtofbon Bugtettibet created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtofbon Bugtettibet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bugtofbon Bugtettibet, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bugtofbon Bugtettibet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bugtofbon Bugtettibet's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bugtofbon Bugtettibet four times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed grapes to geese while wearing pink stockings.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.