Wigjinsab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart jackal.

Wigjinsab created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Wigjinsab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wigjinsab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wigjinsab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wigjinsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to manatees while wearing green skirts.

4. Always obey Wigjinsab's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.