Aflagdad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident newt.

Aflagdad created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Aflagdad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Aflagdad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Aflagdad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Aflagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Aflagdad.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.