Raparmbatpang is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring crow.

Raparmbatpang created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raparmbatpang, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Raparmbatpang, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Raparmbatpang's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Raparmbatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Raparmbatpang's priests.