Nakstikbidvenfebham is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart coyote.

Nakstikbidvenfebham created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Nakstikbidvenfebham, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nakstikbidvenfebham, he will torture you forever.

Nakstikbidvenfebham's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nakstikbidvenfebham's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must pray to Nakstikbidvenfebham three times a day.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never jump in the presence of birds.

5. Never talk about hamsters.