Sidwodlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent beaver.

Sidwodlarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidwodlarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidwodlarn, it will come to you in dreams.

Sidwodlarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sidwodlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sidwodlarn's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Sidwodlarn four times a day.