Fabmadlap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited swallow.

Fabmadlap created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmadlap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabmadlap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fabmadlap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fabmadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always obey Fabmadlap's priests.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.