Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered skunk.

Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp, she will make you grow a tail.

Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Run away from fawn cats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Run away if six manatees approach from the south.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fotbuncidflisfemdussapp in the centre of the settlement.