Tifgigqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart horse.

Tifgigqueeg created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifgigqueeg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tifgigqueeg, she will remove you from existence.

Tifgigqueeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tifgigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into red rooms.