Ziggubwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless chicken.

Ziggubwee created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziggubwee, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ziggubwee, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ziggubwee's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ziggubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ziggubwee loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.