Labmitkim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable wyvern.

Labmitkim created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labmitkim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Labmitkim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Labmitkim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Labmitkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing red scarves.

5. Labmitkim must be the most important thing in your life.