Garstragstan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical guinea pig.

Garstragstan created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garstragstan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Garstragstan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Garstragstan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Garstragstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Always obey Garstragstan's priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.