Sas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional rhinoceros.

Sas created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sas, it will think nothing of it.

Sas' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.