Wonhanjon Gepcinrill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent toad.

Wonhanjon Gepcinrill created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhanjon Gepcinrill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonhanjon Gepcinrill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wonhanjon Gepcinrill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wonhanjon Gepcinrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. You must pray to Wonhanjon Gepcinrill three times a day.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Pray towards the south.