Bogarmnan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective lobster.

Bogarmnan created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogarmnan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogarmnan, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bogarmnan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bogarmnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never chant near seals.