Milflisflanlamziggepgudten is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental finch.

Milflisflanlamziggepgudten created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milflisflanlamziggepgudten, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milflisflanlamziggepgudten, she will ignore you.

Milflisflanlamziggepgudten's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Milflisflanlamziggepgudten's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.